This is my first time writing, I trust that you will be my personal sanctuary. Friends, classmates, even perfect strangers only see my charismatic and quite frankly enchanting presence, classic good looks, and divine intellect and worldliness. If only they could see that underneath that exterior there was actually an even better looking even more pretentious intellectual, nobody understands me
but now, an excerpt from my day.
it was an average morning, i was doing me tae bo when all the sudden i realized. I HAVE A MOTHER. Naturally my reaction to this revelation was to go on facebook. Where i found this:
this was incredibly unsettling to me considering the pet name my mother had for me my entire childhood was "da police". I will bring this entry to a conclusion with a quote from my favorite author of the lesser gender Danielle Steele
"Pancakes again?"
-Big Girl by Danielle Steel
she gets me.
P.S. note to self (self being Austin Jones, because i am Austin Jones. dont ever forget that Austin, dont ever forget that.)
idea for my so fucking english blog that will score me lots o titties
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